A Secluded Corner of the Park, Sunday Late Morning

[stars_and_money]

Jeremy was the happiest man on earth, he really was! He'd jsut gotten married to the most beautiful girl he'd ever met, and even it had been a little on the sudden side, he didn't care. He just wanted to have a post-wedding picnic with his new wife.

So, he'd walked her to the park from the church, with a picnic basket that had just conveniently appeared from somewhere on the way, and once they got to a good spot, he lay a plaid quilt on the grass so Lucrezia didn't have to get her pretty self dirty.

"I'm so happy," he sighed, as he took a seat on the quilt. "How about you, Mrs. Darling?"

Or whatever her last name was by now.

[ooc: Mostly for the aforementioned wife, but there is a dead body in one bit of the OCD for passers-by to gawk at, so feel free!]

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The Aftermath!

[stars_and_money]

Once I ping in here with it in a bit. DUN DUN DUN.

Re: The Aftermath!

[stars_and_money]

A little later, Jeremy Darling, Tripp Darling's youngest son, sixteen years old and recently (very recently) married, lay on his back on the picnic blanket. Alone. His greenish blue eyes staring unseeingly at the sky above.

Yes, he was dead. Dead dead dead.

Re: The Aftermath!

[twintuitionist.livejournal.com]

Some time later, Juliet Darling, Tripp Darling's youngest daughter, sixteen years old and twin to Jeremy, came wandering through the park and spotted her brother ... taking a nap.

Right?

"Jeremy?" she asked the corpse. "Hey, weird place to fall asleep. Wake up."

She shook his shoulders and got no response. She shook a little harder, and realized he wasn't breathing and had no pulse. And then she fell to her knees,wrapping her arms around her brother's still chest.

"Noooo!" she cried, head tilted back to the heavens. "Jeremy, no! My twintuition should have warned meeeeee!"

Re: The Aftermath!

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Hannah Montana, wearing only a pair of tight leather shorts, frowned as she spotted the dead guy on the ground on her way back from her concert.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING NICE TO MILEY, BITCH," she said, and stomped over him as she continued her walk.

...WHUT.

Re: The Aftermath!

[i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com]

Clumsy Hank walked by without seeing Jeremy, and promptly tripped over him.