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Jeremy was the happiest man on earth, he really was! He'd jsut gotten married to the most beautiful girl he'd ever met, and even it had been a little on the sudden side, he didn't care. He just wanted to have a post-wedding picnic with his new wife.
So, he'd walked her to the park from the church, with a picnic basket that had just conveniently appeared from somewhere on the way, and once they got to a good spot, he lay a plaid quilt on the grass so Lucrezia didn't have to get her pretty self dirty.
"I'm so happy," he sighed, as he took a seat on the quilt. "How about you, Mrs. Darling?"
Or whatever her last name was by now.
[ooc: Mostly for the aforementioned wife, but there is a dead body in one bit of the OCD for passers-by to gawk at, so feel free!]
So, he'd walked her to the park from the church, with a picnic basket that had just conveniently appeared from somewhere on the way, and once they got to a good spot, he lay a plaid quilt on the grass so Lucrezia didn't have to get her pretty self dirty.
"I'm so happy," he sighed, as he took a seat on the quilt. "How about you, Mrs. Darling?"
Or whatever her last name was by now.
[ooc: Mostly for the aforementioned wife, but there is a dead body in one bit of the OCD for passers-by to gawk at, so feel free!]
Re: The Picnic!
Date: 2011-09-11 10:48 pm (UTC)"Why are you crying?"
Oh, he'd be feeling it in a moment.
Re: The Picnic!
Date: 2011-09-11 10:50 pm (UTC)Aaaaaaaaaaaany second now.
Re: The Picnic!
Date: 2011-09-12 09:46 am (UTC)Re: The Picnic!
Date: 2011-09-13 12:48 am (UTC)"Shhhh," she murmured, pulling him close, and settling his head on her lap. "Be brave, my husband. It will pass in a moment."
Re: The Picnic!
Date: 2011-09-13 03:47 pm (UTC)But he couldn't talk, and could scarcely breathe, and soon enough (though not so soon as to rob himself of a good death scene) he no longer did neither. Dead.